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Vassey

Nickname: Vassey, Clubber, Daddy Cool

Bats At: 2 or 6

Bowls: Pies

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Plattsey

Nickname: Plattsey, Mario

Bats At: 6

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Winton

Nickname: Winton, Macca, De La Hoya, Machine, Shadrach

Bats At: Where he wants.

Bowls: When ever he likes.

Signature Shot: Charge down the track first ball

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Mr Angry

Nickname: Mr Angry, Mumbles

Bats At: 2

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Ex-captain of the team Mr Angry is one of the few Blubberhouses player to actually live near Blubberhouses. Reportedly a teacher by trade but Sherman has his doubts as he's never teaching any classes when called.

Claim to fame: Only person in Timble to ever spot the Timble Panther, most of the residents think he saw Dickos cat after eating two tins of whiskers.

Bubba

Nickname: Bubba, Mr Bubble, Harry Potter, Weff

Bats At: 3

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Gobby

Nickname: Gobby

Bats At: 4

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Bungle

Nicknames: Bungle, Wilkie

Bats At: 5

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Mad Frankie

Nickname: Mad Frankie

Bats At: 8

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Arnie

Nickname: Arnie, Oliver Kahn, Hawkins, Dicko

Bats At: 6

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Tichie

Nickname: Tichie

Bats At: 7

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Splinter

Nickname: Splinter

Bats At: 9

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Sherman

Nickname: Sherman

Bats At: 10

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Hebb

Nickname: Hebb

Bats At: 11

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Uncle Peter

Nickname: Uncle Peter

Bats At: Wherever he's told.

Bowls: Never.

Clippy

Nickname: Clippy, Big Daddy

Club President

Slimer - Past Player

Nickname: Slimer, Pooh

Stonewall

Nickname: Stonewall, Krusty

Bats At: 1

Bowls: In-swinging pies

Signature Shot: Forward defensive crab shot.

Favourite Food: McDonalds Big Mac

Favouite Drink: Coke

Biography:

Captain of the team Stonewall Jackson is normally a mild mannered insurance bloke from somewhere in Bradford, normally that is until he steps out onto the field on a Saturday afternoon. This usually sees him metamorphasise into a wild madman intent on causing trouble with members of the opposition and sometimes even his fellow team mates.

Stonewall recently got married to Mrs Stonewall and produced an offspring named Junior Stonewall who Stonewall hopes one day will be a "Trowel Wizard" like himself.